Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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