i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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