If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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