He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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