idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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