Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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