Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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