Banned from zoo.
Again?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize