He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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