Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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