think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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