this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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