I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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