Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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