no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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