Dual....:-)
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
This is my gift to your gina
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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