I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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