youre lurking in front of me
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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