47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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Oh Jesus.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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