No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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