I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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