your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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