I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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