Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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