Don't you send me to vm
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We need to get me chipped asap
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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