I must be too annoying 4 u.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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