it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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