he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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