You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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