No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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