I CAN MOONWALK!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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