dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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