It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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