I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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