She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I party with great urgency now.
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