gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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