the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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