She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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