As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
