He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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