oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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