But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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