We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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