I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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