He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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