So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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