I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
