i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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