whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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