I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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