I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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