she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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