That's intense
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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