Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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