windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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