Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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