She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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